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The number after each nomination is the number of votes it received.
Numbers separated by slash marks indicate a run-off. Voting totals are for
each category might not be identical because the number of voters might have
changed for each category.
WORD OF THE YEAR WINNER:
subprime, an adjective used to describe a risky or less than ideal
loan, mortgage, or investment. 79
green- prefix/compounding form Designates environmental concern,
as in greenwashing. 9
surge an increase in troops in a war zone. 1
Facebook all parts of speech. 11
waterboarding an interrogation technique in which the subject is
immobilized and doused with water to simulate drowning. 1
Googlegänger A person with your name who shows up when you google
yourself. 7
wide stance, to have a To be hypocritical or to express two
conflicting points of view. When Senator Larry Craig was arrested in a
public restroom and accused of making signals with his foot that police said
meant he was in search of a anonymous sex, Craig said it was a
misunderstanding and that he just had a wide stance when using the toilet. 2
—MOST USEFUL—
green- prefix/compounding form Designates environmental concern,
as in greenwashing. 43/59
bacn Impersonal email such as alerts, newsletters, and automated
reminders that are nearly as annoying as spam but which one has chosen to
receive. 14
celebu- prefix Indicates celebrity, as in celebutard. 13
connectile dysfunction Inability to gain or maintain a connection.
5
wrap rage Anger brought on by the frustration of trying to open a
factory-sealed purchase. 39/55
—MOST CREATIVE—
Googlegänger Person with your name who shows up when you google
yourself. 84
boom An instance of a military explosion in the phrases left of
boom, which describes the US military’s efforts to root out insurgents
before they do harm, and right of boom, which describes efforts to minimize
attacks with better equipment, systems, and medical care. 1
lolcat On the Internet, an odd or funny picture of a cat given a
humorous and intentionally ungrammatical caption in large block letters.
From LOL + cat. 20
tapafication The tendency of restaurants to serve food in many
small portions, similar to tapas. 4
truther Someone who espouses a conspiracy theory about the events
of 9/11. 5
vegansexual A person who eats no meat, uses no animal-derived
goods, and who prefers not to have sex with non-vegans. 35
—MOST OUTRAGEOUS—
toe-tapper A homosexual. Senator Larry Craig was arrested in June
for an encounter in a public restroom in which toe-tapping was said to have
been used as a sexual come-on. 70
nappy-headed ho An expression used on the Don Imus radio show, and
repeated by the host, about the women’s basketball team at Rutgers
University. 27
make it rain To drop paper money on a crowd of people, especially
in strip clubs, nightclubs, or casinos. 2
—MOST EUPHEMISTIC—
human terrain team A group of social scientists employed by the US
military to serve as cultural advisers in Iraq or Afghanistan. 60
shmashmortion/smushmortion Abortion. 8
va-j-j Also va-jay-jay or vajayjay The vagina. 30
—MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED—
green- prefix/compounding form Designates environmental concern,
as in greenwashing. 70
global weirding An increase in severe or unusual environmental
activity often attributed to global warming. This includes freakish weather
and new animal migration patterns. 3
Super-Duper Tuesday Feb. 5th, the day 23 US states will hold
primary elections. Also known as Tsunami Tuesday. 1
wide stance, to have a To be hypocritical or to express two
conflicting points of view. When Senator Larry Craig was arrested in a
public restroom and accused of making signals with his foot that police said
meant he was in search of a anonymous sex, Craig said it was a
misunderstanding and that he just had a wide stance when using the toilet.
13
locavore someone who eats food that is grown or produced locally.
Nominated by Dick Bailey. 13
texter a person who sends text messages. 5
—LEAST LIKELY TO SUCCEED—
strand-in Protest duplicating being stranded inside an airplane on
a delayed flight. 31/74
Billary/Hill-Bill Bill and Hillary Clinton. 1
earmarxist A congressman or senator who adds earmarks—money
designated for a particular person or group—to legislation. Coined by the
blog Redstate to refer to Democrats. 32/2
quadriboobage The appearance of having four breasts caused by
wearing a brassiere that is too small. 40/19
—NEW CATEGORY: REAL ESTATE/MORTGAGE/LOAN WORDS—
subprime Used to describe a risky or poorly documented loan or
mortgage. 65
exploding ARM An Adjustable Rate Mortgage whose rates soon rise
beyond a borrower’s ability to pay. 10
liar’s loan/liar loan Money borrowed from a financial institution
under false pretenses, especially in the form of a “stated income” or
“no-doc” loan which can permit a borrower to exaggerate income. 1
NINJA No Income, No Job or Assets. A poorly documented loan made
to a high-risk borrower.
34 scratch and dent loan A loan or mortgage that has become a risky debt
investment, especially one secured with minimal documentation or made by a
borrower who has missed payments. 2
SURPRISINGLY LOW NUMBERS
No, I'm not talking about this morning's disappointing jobs report. I'm talking about the number of people who watch the financial cable station CNBC. It's at least one order of magnitude lower than most people think. Over the last several years of my appearing regularly on CNBC, I've asked dozens of people to guess how many viewers there are on a typical day. The response is often in the range of 2 million to 4 million, with the occasional guess above 10 million. Very few people know the truth -- that CNBC is only viewed by about 283,000 people on a typical weekday.
But according to the New York Times, the new Fox Business Network is drawing only about 6,300 viewers each day. Okay, it's brand new... and it's not available yet in a number of markets. But this strikes me as a weak start, and a verdict that Fox's babification of business news isn't sufficiently compelling to draw viewers away from CNBC. Can it be that people interested in business and markets want something other than miniskirts and big hair?
CNBC has the advantage of being a "must watch" for market participants who want to hear market-moving news as soon as it occurs -- with reasonable frequency CNBC breaks market-moving stories, or elicits market-moving statements from guests. Sources with market-moving information are not likely to want to use a second-tier platform like Fox to get their stories out.
Similarly, CNBC has scooped up most of the available pool of "experts" like me willing to go on-air and give our opinions to the world free of charge. I'm told that Fox doesn't want "experts" who appear on CNBC (they haven't used me since my first and only appearance in their first week of existence late last year) -- which means they will have to develop their own exclusive pool. That's a tough task. As far as I'm concerned, most of the "experts" on CNBC aren't that sharp to begin with, so at this point Fox is prospecting for talent at the bottom of the barrel.
The creation of the Fox Business Network was rumored for years, and I dared harbor the hope that they would choose to compete with CNBC by being more serious and less frantic, with longer more in-depth interviews and less of the style of sports reporting. Sadly, Fox has chosen a different path. With reporters who look like porn stars and interviews that are less breathless than CNBC's, but even more superficial, I don't see how Fox Business Network stands a chance of survival.
Thanks to "Irrational Exuberance" for the link.
Update [1/6/08]... Reader Shawn Mercer says,
I think the fundamental reason for Fox Business's unimpressive start is that there was no real demand for such a channel in the first place. You and I are in about the same spot on the ideological spectrum and I have no major criticism of CNBC's daytime market coverage. Chris Matthews and rest of the post-Kudlow lineup is a different story, but the crew they have covering the markets: Liesman, Kiernan, Cabrerra, etc, all seem to have their heads screwed on right. All of them seem to be reasonably pro-free market thinkers and they generally don't allow left wing falsehoods on taxes and such to stand unchallenged. Barney Frank once threatened to walk out on an interview with Michelle Caruso Cabrerra for her repeatedly correcting him on taxes, for example.
The original Fox thrives because conservatives rightly hated their unfair treatment on CNN. I see nothing to hate about CNBC during the day.
Update 2 [1/5/2008]... Reader Ben Qing says,You're definitely on to something about FOX Biz News. I thought it was just me but what are they doing over there? I honestly believe either they are dumb and they think their audience is as dumb as they are, or they're truly going out of their way to appeal to the intellectually challenged. I mean, "Hoofy and Boo"? I would expect this from the Japanese because of their "manga culture" but give me a break. Their "guests" include such movers and shakers as, George Foreman, Robert Kiyosaki, and some model that refuses to wear fur because she's a PETA member (forgot her name but actually sat through the interview--probably for the wrong reasons). All this and then we are blessed with watching Neil Cavuto's head and body just get bigger and bigger. I think he should at least cut his hair because he's starting to look like Elvis in his later, almost dead, years...
For your latest installment of "Hoofy and Boo" tune in here.
KUDLOW REPLAY
Here's the YouTube video, in which I have to start getting a little paranoid. I refer to John Edwards and Mike Huckabee as "morons" and "bozos" and everything seems to be fine. But then as soon as I start gearing up for a gung-ho Ron Paul endorsement -- what do you know! -- the satellite goes down, and my clarion call for liberty is replaced by a test-tone.
And then the hate-mail starts. Here's one that some bozo (or is that a moron?) sent to everyone in my firm, just to drive home his point with a little spamalicious harrassment.
Mr. Luskin,
You really made a fool of yourself on CNBC tonight, to call the Presidential candidates terrible names and not to watch them on TV if elected is so un-American. Maybe we the public will not invest in your company and tell others to do the same.
I think you owe the American people and viewers of CNBC an apology for your comments.
HOW THICK IS WARREN BUFFETT'S TEFLON?
A trial in which the defendents will make him out to be a "corporate crook" could finally put a dent in the armor of the self-righteous hypocrite. But how will the liberal media cover it? Here's the Wall Street Journal's take so far:
...the Jan. 7 criminal trial of four former insurance executives of General Re Corp., a reinsurance unit of Berkshire Hathaway Inc., and one former executive of American International Group Inc., could be as much about Mr. Buffett as it will be about a seven-year-old reinsurance transaction that federal prosecutors said was a fraud.
The case...is the culmination of a nearly three-year inquiry into what prosecutors said was a sham deal that helped AIG boost its loss reserves in 2000 and 2001 by about $500 million, misleading analysts and investors about the amount of losses AIG could absorb and buttressing its stock price. The trial will likely cast an unflattering light on the alleged inner workings of General Re and renew questions about the involvement of Mr. Buffett in the transaction.
On trial will be Ronald Ferguson, 65 years old, former General Re chief executive; Elizabeth Monrad, 53, former General Re chief financial officer; Christopher Garand, 60, General Re's ex-senior vice president of finite reinsurance; Robert Graham, 59, General Re's ex-assistant general counsel; and Christian Milton, former head of reinsurance at AIG. Several of the defendants will assert in the trial that Mr. Buffett, widely known as the "Oracle of Omaha" for his investment prowess and his reputation for integrity, knew about the deal, giving it the stamp of legitimacy.
WHAT A LOVELY WORLD
This just arrived in my email inbox:
Donald:
Major Leading U.S. Presidential Candidate to be "Outed" prior to NH Hampshire Primary -- Will Conspiracy to Keep You Poor and Stupid cover it?
Four years ago, "swift boating" became a new term in the Presidential campaign lexicon, when John Kerry's candidacy was torpedoed by widely-disputed accusations from men who'd served in Vietnam with the candidate.
For Kerry in 2004, this Swift Boating was an action based on "iffy" information – but for one leading 2008 presidential candidate, this experience is about to be repeated prior to the New Hampshire primary – but this time with rock-solid, well-sourced and absolutely accurate information.
One of this year's leading candidates will be "Swift-Boated" in a new book to be announced next Monday, January 7th at 1:30 p.m. in the Murrow Room at the National Press Club in Washington.
One candidate is about to be challenged – with hard and cold facts, presented cogently by an author and former political activist and decorated military veteran who shares this candidate's party affiliation – and who has known the candidate personally since their college days.
Next Monday, the truth will be revealed when a book that literally gives "chapter and verse" about this candidate's less-than-candid candor with the American people will tear aside the curtain, just as Toto exposed the Wizard of Oz.
This book is supported by 10 pages of meticulously-researched end-notes supporting every factual assertion about the candidate's failure to shoot straight with the American people, and this breach-of-faith's implications for the Presidency.
If you're serious about covering the 2008 Presidential campaign, you won't want to miss this announcement – and you will want to meet the author.
To RSVP for this event, a briefing or guest appearance, please visit:
Immediately after the press announcement, the author will be available for interviews or you may contact me at dtoor@attentiongroup.com or at 770-777-9489.
Daryl Toor
CEO/Chief Awareness Officer
Attention Group
for Revelation Press
Update... Dave Ivers begs to differ:
While the Swift Boaters charges may have been "widely-disputed" by Kerry and his supporters, none of the major claims were even challenged, let alone refuted. The disputation consisted mostly of ad hominems. And the charges were hardly based on "iffy" information. Sheesh.
After all, Kerry could refute these claims by merely ordering the general release of his military records, something which he promised to do some two years or more ago. Gee, I wonder why he hasn't done this yet, and given the lie to the charges.
Jefferson had a lisp[19] and preferred writing to public speaking partly because of this.
Also, here's another version of the same YouTube video without the "outakes". Maybe a real supporter can have a sense of humor. Or maybe a lot of striking Hollywood writers are sitting around with nothing to do but create sfuff for YouTube. Or maybe striking Hollywood writers who support Ron Paul are sitting around...
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO FREE SPEECH?
It aint free anymore. It's price is paperwork and legal liability. But at least it still sort of exists. Jameson Campaigne sends along this message from an old friend:
I would like your help. Please send me a check for $25.00 (or use PayPal - details below).
The McCain-Feingold "Bipartisan Campaign Reform Act" is a blatant violation of libertarian principles, by restricting what any of us can spend to help good guys run for elected office. The limits on direct donations to a candidate's committee are $2,300 (double for joint tax return filers).
Yet, there is a (small) way around this, and I am doing it. If you want to participate, I need your $25.00 and it will go to the candidate of your choice.
I am Treasurer of the "Young Voters Political Action Committee." Anyone can create an independent political action committee. You can do it too. You can give your full $2,300 to your favorite candidate and then also create your own PAC and give it another $2,300 and send that money along to your candidate too. Of course, you have to file papers with the Federal Election Commission and do all the paperwork to report to them. If you mess up, you can go to jail or pay hefty fines. It is just like the income tax.
I am not afraid of paperwork like that. Eric Garris (webmaster of Antiwar.com) and I have created the Young Voters PAC. We have already donated $300.00 to Ron Paul, on Dec.16, and we plan to give him up to the maximum - with your money.
We also plan to make "independent expenditures." See the attached photo for our new bill board on Interstate 40; a second one has also just gone up on Interstate 80. These advertisements were done by me at the request of a donor. We can do a project for you too.
SALES PITCH (why I need your help right now): We can become a "multi-candidate PAC" with $5,000 limits. We have met all the other rules except we don't yet have 51 donors. We have been established for more than six months and we have given already to five candidates (Ron Paul for Pres., Ron Paul for Congress, Jeff Flake for Congress, Steve Kubby for Pres., and Bill Richardson for Pres. [we wanted a Democrat, too]). We need 24 more donors.
If we can get 24 more donations we will automatically be transformed into a "multi-candidate" independent political action committee. When we earn that status, we will be able to deal in $5,000 limits, both for accepting money and donating money to candidates. ("Independent expenditures" like our bill boards are additional things we can do with money we collect, beyond giving money directly to candidates.)
I want you to become one of my additional 24 contributors.
Please send me your check for $25.00 (or more) and tell me who is your favorite candidate. I will donate the funds you give, without any administrative fees, to your favorite candidate. There is nothing illegal about my promising to follow your desires.
You, by the way, are welcome to come look at my books any time.
Attached is a photograph of one of our current "independent expenditure" projects - a bill board on Interstate 40 in Holbrook, Arizona. This was paid for by me, with the money donated by a Ron Paul supporter who had already otherwise maxed out to Ron. If you have any similar ideas, let me know. That is why Eric Garris and I created the "Young Voters PAC."
Please send $25.00 (or more) to "Young Voters PAC" or go to www.PayPal.com and give to people4paul@yahoo.com. Officially, also, I must ask you to tell me what is your occupation and your employer. That is the McCain-Feingold BCRA law.
In the upcoming elections, the Young Voters PAC will be used to support good guys of all libertarian flavors, including Libertarian Party candidates, as well as any libertarian Democrats, who rarely exist now.
Regards, Joe Cobb
Treasurer, Arizona Libertarian Party
Treasurer, Young Voters PAC
Phone 949-338-9020
Mail your check to me at:
11002 West Clover Way
Avondale, AZ 85392-4013
or go to www.PayPal.com and send money
to people4paul@yahoo.com
MONETARISM IS BUSTING OUT ALL OVER
Nothing like oil and gold prices at or near all-time highs to bring it to the surface. Our monetary affairs correspondent "Irrational Exuberance" notes that even Dave Barry has joined the cause:
On the economic front, the dollar continued to lose value against all major foreign currencies and most brands of bathroom tissue... the Federal Reserve Board, responding to recession fears and the continued weakening of the dollar, votes unanimously to be paid in euros.
National Review's Jonah Goldberg has a new book out -- Liberal Fascism. Love the cover! Like Goldberg, I'm tired of liberals endlessly accusing conservatives of fascism, Nazism, Hilterism, and so on -- when the liberal agenda, is in fact, the very kind of state supremacy that quite literally defines fascism.
Update [12/31/07]... Reader Patrick Vlaskovitz notes,
Socialism and fascism are not dichotomous as the Left claims. And fascism has nothing to do with the Right. In fact, Socialism and fascism are opposite sides of the same coin --- and both coercive collective philosophies of the Left!
After all "Nazi" is short for Der Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiters Partei. Let us also not forget what the etymology of the word fascism, from the Latin word fascis, meaning "bundle...the traditional Roman fasces consisted of a bundle of birch rods tied together with a red ribbon as a cylinder to include an axe amongst the rods...Believed to date from Etruscan times, the symbolism of the fasces at one level suggested strength through unity. The bundle of rods bound together symbolizes the strength which a single rod lacks." I think the symbolism is clear.
Nevertheless, apart from [Ludwig von] Mises and his readers, practically no one thinks of Nazi Germany as a socialist state. It is far more common to believe that it represented a form of capitalism, which is what the Communists and all other Marxists have claimed.
The basis of the claim that Nazi Germany was capitalist was the fact that most industries in Nazi Germany appeared to be left in private hands.
What Mises identified was that private ownership of the means of production existed in name only under the Nazis and that the actual substance of ownership of the means of production resided in the German government. For it was the German government and not the nominal private owners that exercised all of the substantive powers of
ownership: it, not the nominal private owners, decided what was to be produced, in what quantity, by what methods, and to whom it was to be distributed, as well as what prices would be charged and what wages would be paid, and what dividends or other income the nominal private owners would be permitted to receive. The position of the alleged private owners
, Mises showed, was reduced essentially to that of government pensioners.