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Friday, April 21, 2006
A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants. This is considered a major breakthrough as women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 4/21/2006 12:29:00 AM | link
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
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Monday, April 03, 2006
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, please take pity. If you find me a parking place I will go to mass every Sunday for the rest of the year and give up me Irish whiskey."
Suddenly a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."
Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 4/03/2006 12:47:00 PM | link
Sunday, April 02, 2006
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."The priest asks, "Is that you, little Timmy Shaughnessy?
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And, who was the woman you were with?"
"I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Timmy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Patricia Kelly?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Sheilah O'Brien?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Kathleen Morgan?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Fiona Grogan, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Timmy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church mass for three months. Be off with you now."
Timmy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Three month's vacation and five good leads".
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