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Joke of the Day
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Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Albert Einstein died and went to the afterworld. The line of people waiting for judgment on whether they would go to heaven or hell was too long. Einstein got bored and asked the person next to him, "What is your IQ?" The answer was 150. Feeling delighted, Einstein said, "Then let's talk about the theory of relativity."After a nice chat about relativity, Einstein asked the person behind him, "What about your IQ?" The person said, "120." Einstein said, "Let's discuss world peace." Another nice chat.
Next Einstein asked the person in front of him, "What's your IQ?" The person said, "80." Einstein thought for a long time about a discussion topic, then said, "Let's forecast the economy."
Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 11/30/2005 06:45:00 AM | link
Thursday, November 10, 2005
It's college football seaason!Question: What does the average Texas A&M player get on his SATs?
Answer: Drool.
Question: What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
Answer: A full set of teeth.
Question: How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
Answer: Grease her hips and push. (Also helps if you have a salt lick about five feet inside the door.)
Question: How do you get an Okla. State graduate off your porch?
Answer: Pay him for the pizza.
Question: Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs?
Answer: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
Question: Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?
Answer: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Question: What are the longest three years of a Stephen F. Austin football player's life?
Answer: .His freshman year.
Question: How many Oklahoma freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: .None. That's a sophomore course.
Question: Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
Answer: Tempe, Arizona. He knew that the police would never look at ASU for a Heisman Trophy winner.
(10) How do you get the Alabama football team to stand for the National Anthem?
Answer: The stadium announcer says "...will the defendants please rise?Answer: .."
Question: Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?.
Answer: You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
Question: Why did Iowa put Astroturf in at Kinnick stadium?
Answer: To keep their cheerleaders from grazing during halftime.
Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 11/10/2005 08:44:00 PM | link
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her shirt and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."
Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a commode and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?"
"Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair -- no matter how big they are.
Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 11/02/2005 12:22:00 PM | link