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Joke of the Day
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Tuesday, May 24, 2005
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the same closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball. Want to buy it? My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
Man: "Done."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Done."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and play catch"
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy -"$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now."
Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 5/24/2005 11:00:00 PM | link
Wednesday, May 11, 2005
A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing to jump.She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."
He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''
She replied, "Well, just go ahead and jump, you dumb f***ing Yankee."
Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 5/11/2005 04:52:00 PM | link