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Joke of the Day Friday, October 08, 2004 Is it just me or does anyone else find it absolutely amazing that once mad-cow disease threatened us, the US government could track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and determine exactly what that cow ate. They can also track her calves right to their stalls, and tell you what kind of feed they ate.But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around in our country, including people that are trying to blow up important structures in the U.S. Solution - Give every illegal alien a cow as they enter the country. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 10/08/2004 09:24:00 PM | link
Tuesday, October 05, 2004 Finally, there is a single bumper sticker for both political parties.
"RUN HILLARY RUN"Democrats put it on the rear bumper. Republicans put it on the front bumper. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 10/05/2004 06:02:00 PM | link
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