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Chronicle of the Conspiracy Saturday, September 25, 2004 KERRY: TOO INTELLECTUAL FOR THE PRESIDENCY Reader PJ Broderick points to a New York Times story today trying to put a positive spin on the train wreck that is John Kerry's campaign. Of course there's Kerry the intellectual -- too much the intellectual for his own political good, we are to believe (a man of too fine an intellect for the bothersome task of running for president):"He attacks the material, he questions things, he tries to get it right," said Richard C. Holbrooke, the former United Nations ambassador and an adviser to Mr. Kerry. During a recent conversation about Iraq, he recounted, Mr. Kerry "interrupts me and he says, 'Have you read Peter Galbraith's article in The New York Review of Books? You've got to read that, it's very important.'"But here's the best line: In his quest for information, he is always consulting an ever-widening circle, rarely comfortable with relying on one person or giving anyone too much power. There is no Karl Rove in Mr. Kerry's orbit.One letter too many. As PJ says, there is surely a Karl Rove in Mr. Kerry's obit. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 9:07 PM |
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PROTESTETH TOO MUCH The New York Times' lead editorial today spends 669 words on how it's "un-American," "despicable," and even a sputtering "absolutely not all right" for Republicans to suggest that terrorists would prefer to see John Kerry elected president. Apparently it's absolutely all right for Paul Krugman to have said the same thing about President Bush in the Times' pages. But what's more remarkable is that the Times doesn't invest a single word to suggest that the Republicans are wrong. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 4:23 PM |
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JOKE OF THE DAY Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 3:53 PM |
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HISTORY RUNNING IN REVERSE? Our reader Noel Sheppard is published on ChronWatch, with an ironic observation about war and appeasement in the 21st century: America, in the midst of a war, is actually considering replacing Winston Churchill with Neville Chamberlain! Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 12:49 PM |
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TALK ABOUT CAMPAIGN PROMISES!
From an increasingly out-of-control Teresa Heinz Kerry: "Day One of his [Kerry's] presidency, every child in America will have health care. Period..."As to that picture, well, let's just be grateful she was wearing a pants suit. Thanks to reader Jill Olson for the link. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 12:25 PM |
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ATRIOS IS THOROUGHLY FISKED And a fine job of it this is! Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 10:57 AM |
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Friday, September 24, 2004 I REGISTER DEAD PEOPLE Who needs butterfly ballots, unverifiable touch-screens and all the other modern tools for stealing an election? In Ohio, anti-Bush groups are falling back on time-tested low-tech methods like registering dead people. From the Cleveland Plain Dealer:More than 1,000 voter registration forms and absentee ballot requests may be fraudulent in Lake and Summit counties, where investigations of irregularities are broadening.Thanks to reader Jill Olson for the link. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 10:41 AM |
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JOHN KERRY -- THE VIDEO GAME
Check it out. Now you, too, can be John Kerry in the Mekong Delta, or Cambodia, or wherever. Press control-W to self-inflict wounds. Don't forget to collect ribbons before saving your game (you'll need them later for firing at the enemy back at home). Thanks to Kevin Whalen at PunditReview for the link. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 10:33 AM |
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NOT SO VAST CONSPIRACY Let it never be said that giant media corporations controlled by conservative oligarchs are forcing a top-down right-wing message onto America's airwaves. Did you know that Sumner Redstone -- CEO of Viacom, the parent of Dan Rather's CBS -- is a Bush supporter? Thanks to reader Caroline Baum for the link. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 10:13 AM |
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Thursday, September 23, 2004 VAUGHN OUTDOES HIMSELF ON THE DAN Check it out. Simply hilarious. Thanks to reader Jameson Campaigne for the link.Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 8:51 PM |
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A "REFRESHING" COULTER ENCOUNTER Uber-reader Jill Olson attended a speech by Ann Coulter this morning, and reports: It really bugs me when liberals keep drooling over Teresa Heinz Kerry, raving how she is so "outspoken" and how she "speaks her mind" and "doesn't hold back" and is so "refreshing" and "honest" and "feisty" and blah-blah-blah. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 7:24 PM |
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FAHRENHEIT 527 BURNS JACKSON Jesse Jackson is miffed that white Democrats seem to be taking him -- er, taking the Afro-American vote, that is -- for granted. Kirk Clay, deputy director of the National Coalition on Black Civic Participation, which includes Jackson's Rainbow/PUSH, said that in a typical election their groups would receive $8 million for registration efforts. While he said he could not specify this year's amount, he added, "we're not anywhere near that." The groups relied in past years on contributions from individuals and other sources; they believe those funds are now being diverted to the 527s.Thanks to reader Jill Olson for the link. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 7:18 PM |
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L'ETAT C'EST MOI, BUT IT'S NOT A WHOLE ETAT Arrogant and incoherent at the same time! Enter it into the Great Book of Teresa Heinz Kerry! Her husband's poll performance in Arizona? "Oh, who cares? You know, one state is not a whole state." Hear it for yourself -- go to this web page and click on the link that says "Teresa Kerry talks about the campaign in Sun City." Thanks to reader Paul Anderson for the link. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 5:05 PM |
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ONLINE NOBEL MARKET FAVORS BLIX, BARRO Here's a new online "prediction market" -- the NobelPreisBorse. Buy and sell "stocks" on candidates for the Nobel Prize in all categories. In economics, conservative Robert Barro is narrowly favored over liberal Paul Krugman. Both are way ahead of my guess for the next prize -- Eugene Fama. In peace, Hans Blix is way in the lead, with the Pope a distant second (though both their "stocks" trade higher than any economist's). Inevitably Michael Moore has been suggested, but hasn't attracted enough interest to start trading. Thanks to reader Erik Burns for spotting this. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 7:06 AM |
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CALIFORNIA TAXPAYERS SPONSOR LIBERAL ECONOMICS JOURNAL Here's another man-hole into the liberal academic economics sewer -- at taxpayer expense. Today the University of Caliornia announced the inception of Economists' Voice, "a new journal featuring analysis and opinion by leading economists about key national and international policy issues" -- to be edited by Columbia's Joseph Stiglitz, and UC Berkeley's Aaron Edlin and (you knew this was coming...) Brad DeLong. Regular columnists are a list of all the usual liberal sewer rats including Paul Krugman and George Akerlof. Michael Boskin has been signed up in the Stepin Fetchit role of token conservative. Why is the money of California taxpeyers being spent to underwrite this liberal propaganda, edited hy three men who all served in the Clinton administration? Look at the featured article from the first issue: Clinton and Bush's Report Cards on Crime Reduction: The Data Show Bush Policies Are Undermining Clinton Gains Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 12:43 AM |
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Wednesday, September 22, 2004 WE KNEW IT ALL ALONG From the Cranky Neocon:
Thanks to reader Dave Duval for the link. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 12:43 PM |
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THE ESSENTIAL TRIVIALITY OF RATHERGATE Watergate was a "third rate burglary" -- and totally unnecessary to defeat George McGovern. And what, exactly was the point of Rathergate? Democrat Bruce Feirstein notes: And with all due respect here, sir: All this—for what? To prove that a Congressman’s kid got special treatment in the National Guard? Hell, that’s not criminal. It’s practically the American Way. Look at the news business, publishing, movies, union jobs in Detroit—even most of our recent Presidential candidates. There’s always been nepotism, privilege and somebody pulling strings for somebody else’s kid. No, it’s not right. And it’s certainly not fair. And surely we’d all be better off if you’d used CBS’s resources to focus on some of Mr. Bush’s present-day sins—like the way we’ve just lost control over huge swaths of Iraq.Thanks to reader Caroline Baum for the link. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 12:23 PM |
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Tuesday, September 21, 2004 WHERE ARE THE UGLY AMERICANS? Our friend Irwin Chusid with a surprising report from Europe:The gal-pal and I just spent a week enjoying the splendors of Belgium (Brussels and Brugge) and The Netherlands (Amsterdam and The Hague). Visited old friends (and made new ones), attended a concert and did much sightseeing. I hosted a film program and had a few casual business meetings. We strolled narrow streets, browsed in open-air markets and boutiques, lolled in cafes, restaurants and quaint bistros. We even spent a giggly hour in an Amsterdam "coffee shop."Update... reader Noel Sheppard chimes in: Actually, should we be shocked? After all, exports have reached all-time highs this year. If we were so hated across the globe, wouldn't people stop buying our products? How come there haven't been any high publicity boycotts of American goods by all the countries who supposedly despise our nation? Or, how come there haven't been any embargoes, like what we saw in the 70's? If we're so hated, shouldn't there be SOME real, verifiable outcry against Americans or our products, or should we just take the media's word for it that this anti-American sympathy is rampant throughout the world?Update [9/22/2004]... Reader Sylvain Galineau, who blogs at ChicagoBoyz and whose name sounds suspicioulsy French, has this to say: It is an old characteristic of European anti-americanism that the posturing will not get in the way of burgers, Coke, Dockers khakis and Gap t-shirts for the kids. McDonald's is growing fastest in France, after all. Hence the howl of protests there; the self-appointed guardians of taste wouldn't be complaining if it wasn't so wildly successful. Moreover, all those American products are generatelly produced locally, sometimes with a local flavor. Aside from the loony fringe, most of the locals and their politicians know full well that boycott would be self-defeating, putting tens of thousands of their fellow citizens in the unemployment line. And these subsidiaries are the ones who import a lot of stuff from the US. Then there are all these tiny, costly, valuable parts like Intel or AMD CPUs; Hollywood movies, which are always mobbed. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 12:21 PM |
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BERSERKELEY Why the pretense of political content? Why not just have a costume parade? Less pretentious people would go to a Star Trek convention and be done with it. Thanks to reader Jill Olson for the link, via LGF. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 12:50 AM |
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Monday, September 20, 2004 I SURE HOPE HE'S RIGHT Keith Burgess-Jackson explains why Americans reject class warfare soak-the-rich appeals by Democrats like John Edwards:What Democrats don’t understand is that working- and middle-class Americans don’t see themselves as he depicts them. Working-class Americans see themselves as future middle-class Americans, and middle-class Americans see themselves as future wealthy Americans. They identify with the class they aspire to join rather than with the class of which they happen to be a member. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 10:23 PM |
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POVERTY TO BE ENVIED According to Robert Rector of Heritage, perhaps we shouldn't be too concerned about those statistics the media is throwing around, about how the "poverty rate" rose slightly in 2003. The following are facts about persons defined as "poor" by the Census Bureau, taken from various government reports:Thanks to reader Jill Olson for the link. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 10:20 PM |
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OPEN AND SHUT
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INCOMPLETE BUT ACCURATE The liberal New York Times uncovers certain missing disclosures in the liberal Vanity Fair. Barry Diller, No. 8 on the list, helped Mr. Carter finance "The Kid Stays in the Picture," his documentary about the producer Robert Evans. Harvey and Bob Weinstein, co-chairmen of Miramax Pictures, No. 22 on the list, bought a book from Mr. Carter and three others about Spy magazine, Mr. Carter's alma mater, for $1 million.Thanks to reader Christine VanDeVelde for the link. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 9:06 PM |
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TRANSLATING RATHER From Rather's "apology" today: "Please know that nothing is more important to us than people's trust in our ability and our commitment to report fairly and truthfully."Translated: "Please know that nothing has been more important to us than being able to take for granted and to abuse people's trust in our ability and our commitment to report fairly and truthfully." Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 1:30 PM |
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EARNING WELL IS THE BEST REVENGE An anonymous reader comments on Michelle Malkin's not so free speech at UC Berkeley. When I heard that Michelle Malkin was speaking at UC Berkeley I decided to brave the awful bay area traffic to hear her speak. Well because of the protesters outside the lecture hall we almost were not able to! Berkeley is supposedly the birthplace of free speech and these people were shameful. They were screaming (and I mean screaming) at the top of their lungs trying to drown out Michelle Malkin.Update... Reader Michael Keller adds: They say the salmon, after spending years at sea, eventually returns to the exact stream in which it was born - to mate and die. Well, I don't know if it mated, but it looks like the Free Speech Movement - born at Berkeley - returned there to die. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 10:58 AM |
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COMING TO ELECTIONS NEAR YOU! "Fahrenhype 9-11" -- a film refuting Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 9-11," narrated by Dick Morris. Pre-order on Amazon! Thanks to the Blogspirator for the tip. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 8:59 AM |
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CBS TO ADMIT IT WAS MISLED ON MEMOS Announcement could come as soon as today. Too bad Dan Rather won't get to "break that story." Instead, it broke him. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 8:34 AM |
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