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Chronicle of the Conspiracy Saturday, September 11, 2004 BUSH'S FLIGHT TRAINING Reader Gerald Hanner sounds like he knows a thing or two about flying fighter jets:Another point I find amusing is the breathlessly reported fact that on several occasions Bush made more than one attempt at landing an aircraft and that he was sometimes flying a two-seat T-33 jet trainer to get extra training. For those of us who flew military aircraft for a living, doing several circuits through the traffic pattern to boost proficiency was a routine occurrence. In fact, it was (and probably still is) called proficiency training. Doing it in a T-Bird (T-33) means that two pilots can be training at the same time. On the other hand, the Deuce (F-102) was a combat aircraft and a valuable asset that cost more to fly around the traffic pattern. Private pilots do it too: take off, stay in the local traffic pattern, and practice doing both instrument and visual approaches to landing. Many times those approaches become what is known is flying circles as a "touch and go." Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 12:12 AM | link
AL GORE: ONE-WAY TICKET TO BYPASSVILLE Will this man do literally anything to follow in Bill Clinton's footsteps? Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 12:12 AM | link
Friday, September 10, 2004 BUSH FLIED Okay, you all know what the Democrats want you to think Bush didn't do in the Air National Guard. Here's what he did do. It's really all so simple. Read the whole thing, but to start:The future president joined the Guard in May 1968. Almost immediately, he began an extended period of training. Six weeks of basic training. Fifty-three weeks of flight training. Twenty-one weeks of fighter-interceptor training.Thanks to reader Noel Sheppard for the link. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 10:24 PM | link
WHAT CLINTON AND KERRY REALLY SAID Marc Cooper uses his imagination: I can imagine Clinton’s first question: “Hi, John, say, is Teresa there with you? What’s she wearing?”Thanks to reader Jill Olson for the link. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 8:11 PM | link
SO YOU STILL THINK ANTITRUST LAWS MAKE SENSE? Our antitrust guru Skip Oliva explains why the Dolphins-Titans game won't be broadcast -- thanks to antitrust laws (we're just trying to protect you, you know). The Dolphins-Titans game, originally scheduled for this Sunday, was rescheduled for Saturday at 1 p.m. due to the projected path of Hurricane Ivan. While the game will be telecast by CBS in South Florida and four Tennessee markets, it will not be available on cable, broadcast, or satellite to the rest of the nation. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 8:08 PM | link
DAN RATHER STICKS BY HIS STORY Sound familiar? Thanks to colleague Fred Goodman for the link. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 5:01 PM | link
NOW OKRENT SNUBS MOORE From Editor and Publisher, following up on the New York Times' denial of reprint rights to Michael Moore: Daniel Okrent, public editor of The New York Times, said today the paper was right to deny film director Michael Moore’s request to reprint a Times editors' note in his upcoming book. "I’m sympathetic with the decision because the paper has the right not to be used for purposes other than what is intended, to write for their readers," Okrent told E&P. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 3:52 PM | link
A MOORE SNUB? OR A TIMES COVER-UP? The New York Times is reporting today that it refused permission to let Michael Moore reprint its May 5 mea culpa about its reporting on Iraq, in his new book version of "Fahrenheit 911." The Times' stated reason for not letting this admission of fault be published outside its own ephemeral pages? "We strongly value The Times's neutrality in its election coverage and we are determined not to associate ourselves with any work in film or print that attacks either candidate. Our note, 'The Times and Iraq,' was not intended to become part of a political battle."Yep, they actually said that with a straight face. Not to be outdone in the disingenuity department, Mr. Moore, in an interview, said the book did not attack either presidential candidate. The purpose of reprinting the Times article, he said, "was essentially to applaud The Times for having the courage to admit their mistakes; it had nothing to do with Bush or Kerry."Thanks to reader Christine VanDeVelde for the link. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 12:30 PM | link
HILLARY'S VAST LEFT WING CONSPIRACY Why is the Kerry campaign imploding? Because Hillary Clinton keeps setting off bombs, and because Kerry has no armor. Jack Wheeler writes, Last week all of Hillary’s players were put in place. She immediately leaked Slick’s advice to Kerry delivered by phone from his hospital so the Clinton-as-guru/Kerry-as-neophyte story dominated the news. She then conned Kerry into inserting a raft of Clintonistas deep into his campaign. Guys like Paul Begala, James Carville, and Joe Lockhart will just make a lot of noise, however. The real player is Hillary’s former chief of staff, Howard Wolfson.Thanks to old friend and reader Marge Illich for the link. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 9:40 AM | link
CONGRATULATIONS, LARRY Oracle fights the power. And wins. Update... Antitrust guru Skip Oliva writes in: The Oracle judgment is the third defeat suffered by the Bush administration's antitrust chiefs in just the past month. In August, a district court in Washington rejected the FTC's bid to stop a coal merger -- the Commission said Arch Coal's acquisition of Triton Coal "might" lead to reduced competition for a particular brand of low-sulfur coal. Around the same time, another district court rejected the DOJ's demand that the Dairy Farmers of America divest two dairies it acquired. The DOJ's reason? DFA was monopolizing the market for "school milk contracts" in several Kentucky school districts. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 9:10 AM | link
COOK COOKED Political guru Charlie Cook -- always cited by pundits as "respected political forecaster Charlie Cook" -- ain't lookin' too good. From RealClearPolitics: THE EVOLUTION OF CONVENTIONAL WISDOM:Thanks to Bruce Bartlett for the link."At this point, I believe, it's safe to say that unless something happens to change the dynamics and circumstances of this race, Bush will lose." - Charlie Cook on July 25 Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 8:25 AM | link
INVITATION TO A BOOKBURNING Why is the Kerry campaign suing to suppress the availability of Kerry's own book on the Internet? What are they hiding? Thanks to reader Jill Olson for the link. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 8:16 AM | link
Thursday, September 09, 2004
"It's the dishonesty, stupid. The real issue in the National Guard story isn't what George W. Bush did three decades ago. It's the recent pattern of lies..."Is he talking about the fact that the documents that purport to show that President Bush didn't fulfill his military obligations are forgeries passed to the press by the Democrats? Nope -- just the opposite. It's his usual "Bush lies" template -- without the slightest adjustment for the new realities that the Dems are acting every bit the crook he claims Bush is. His column went to press before the forgery news came out. Will there be a retraction? A correction? Even a rowback? Are you kidding? Update.. Reader Mark Hessey notes that Krugman says in the column, "Paul Volcker, the former Federal Reserve chairman, says there's a 75 percent chance of a financial crisis in the next five years." Hessey wonders: "Volcker is predicting a win by Kerry this November?" Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 10:33 PM | link
LOOKING FOR MR. GOODPROGRAM Conservative fem resists liberal affirmative action blandishments from her dream guy! You never know what you'll see in one of those Washington, DC bars. Thanks to reader Noel Sheppard for the link. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 5:53 PM | link
WHO LET THIS DOG OUT? I can't improve on reader Jill Olson's description of this story: "Now I really know it's over...they're letting Al Gore out on the campaign trail...do these people ever learn?" Thankfully, no they don't. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 5:51 PM | link
THAT OTHER ECONOMIST PAUL... THE OLDER ONE... Nobel laureate economist Paul Samuelson (Paul Krugman's mentor at MIT) goes up against free-trade orthodoxy. According to the New York Times, Mr. Samuelson terms "the popular polemical untruth"...the assumption that the laws of economics dictate that the American economy will benefit in the long run from all forms of international trade, including the outsourcing abroad of call-center and software programming jobs.The Times cites Jagdish N. Bhagwati of Columbia University refuting Samuelson: Mr. Bhagwati, the author of "In Defense of Globalization" (Oxford University Press, 2004), says he doubts whether the Samuelson model applies broadly to the economy. "Paul and I disagree only on the realistic aspects of this," he said.Are there any other aspects to this or any other debate? Apparently in economics, there are. But fear not. Samuelson, Bhagwati and all good liberal academic economists agree on one "realistic aspect." The Times is relieved to conclude the story by stating, ...Mr. Samuelson and Mr. Bhagwati agree that the way to buffer the adjustment for the workers who lose in the global competition is with wage insurance programs.Thanks to reader Jill Olson for the link. Update... Reader Rick Gaber points to this expose of Krugman's mentor Samuelson. Great reading. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 5:42 PM | link
IT'S JUST A CRAPPY BOOK Several readers pointed me to this review of Graydon Carter's Bush-bashing book, What We've Lost. It's especially devastating because it's written by someone who worked for Carter, and knows him closely -- and because it doesn't so much focus on the book's political content, but instead the fact that it's a really crappy book. And we find Carter caught in quite a conversion on the road to Baghdad, from Bush admirer and warhawk to Krugman wannabe: A brief perusal of Vanity Fair’s back issues, including the February 2002 issue in which Mr. Bush and his team were given the full Annie Leibovitz treatment, indicates that this is a fairly recent conversion. One of the central planks of Graydon’s case against Mr. Bush — a charge repeated again and again in What We’ve Lost — is that he "deceived the American people" about the extent of the threat posed by Saddam Hussein. As evidence, he cites a Los Angeles Times poll in December 2002 which showed that 90 percent of the respondents did not doubt that Iraq was developing weapons of mass destruction. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 12:40 AM | link
Wednesday, September 08, 2004 MARK CUBAN GETS IT No wonder this guy's a billionaire.Q: Why are you blogging?Thanks to reader Christine VanDeVelde for the link. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 3:43 PM | link
NOW YOU TOO CAN BE AS RICH AS KERRY It's all so simple. Just click here now. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 2:29 PM | link
YELLOW PERIL AT THE TIMES I guess there's one ethnic group about which it's safe to use racial epithets -- at least if you're a liberal. From today's New York Times website: LETTER FROM ASIAIt's not just sloppy headlining on the website. The slur is repeated in the second paragraph of the story itself: All of this adulation because Liu Xiang, a high hurdler, has proved what many Chinese have long felt was not possible: that yellow men can jump, and sprint, too.Thanks to an anonymous reader for pointing this out. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 2:19 PM | link
STOLEN BY THE LEFT Those who constantly warn that the US right will steal the 2004 election have given their blessing to the Venezuelan election -- which was stolen by the left. From The American Thinker: "Jimmy Carter...who some call the soul of the Democratic Party and the conscience of the world, has just provided a seal of approval for what may well have been a stolen election. Carter's statistician may have done an about-face, but Carter has not yet said a word about changing his own conclusion about the Venezuelan election. Perhaps Carter and Paul Krugman will make a joint statement about this in the coming days." Thanks to reader Jill Olson for the link. Update... Jill notes that Carter will no doubt be too busy just now for that joint statement. He's fully occupied sending open letters to Zell Miller for "unprecedented disloyalty." Funny how Democrats only criticize Democrats who criticize other Democrats. And what's this about "unprecedented"? Would the disloyalty be okay if it were precedented? Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 12:47 PM | link
JOHN GIBSON ON KRUGMAN Welcome a new member to the ever-growing Krugman Truth Squad: In attempting to assist the faltering Kerry campaign, Krugman writes:Thanks to reader Daniel Miller for the link."If I were running the Kerry campaign, I'd remind people frequently about Mr. Bush's flight-suit photo-op, when he declared the end of major combat. In fact, the war goes on unabated."As we know from the book, "American Soldier" by General Tommy Franks...the reason George Bush said major combat operations were over was Franks asked him to do so, as a signal from Franks to a long list of potential American allies. These allies had said when they heard the president say major combat operations were over, they would send troops to help America in Iraq. As Franks points out in his book, the allies stiffed us much more than anyone imagined possible. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 8:14 AM | link
Tuesday, September 07, 2004 I CRIED REAL TEARS... ...when I learned that this is the third anniversary of the death of Togo, the "beautiful red Finnish Spitz" owned by "Bobby" -- the keeper of the eternal flame at the online Paul Krugman shrine. Bobby failed to mention the special grief of Krugman's cat, whose relationship with Togo was quite unnatural and entirely inappropriate as far as we are concerned.Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 4:39 PM | link
SURVEY SEZ... Surveys don't get any more amateurish than this one. Check out Robert Musil's hilarious deconstruction of the New York Times' lugubrious "deeper and more comprehensive" survey of the families and close friends of 9-11 victims. A sample: What is one to make of findings highlighted by the Times such as "A few said they no longer flew on airplanes." and "Very few who lost a spouse have remarried." For example, surely in any given three-year period and any given population there are "a few" people who no longer fly on airplanes. How does this observation shed any light? And is it surprising or different that about a third of respondents have changed jobs or quit since 2001? Well, that observation suggests that the victims may have had a rather smaller number of retired, laid-off and stay-at-home relatives...than is found the population generally, since retired people, fired people and non-working spouses don't usually "change jobs or quit." Perhaps the Times in this case is just looking at working respondents - but doesn't tell us. In ordinary years people in the New York financial industry seem to me to change jobs a lot more than people in the population generally. Is that also true of their families? Who knows? - and the Times doesn't care. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 3:04 PM | link
KRUGMAN AND HEDGES AND BUSH Normally Paul Krugman discloses when a book he's promoting in his column is by a New York Times reporter. Not this time. The best book I've read about America after 9/11 isn't about either America or 9/11. It's "War Is a Force That Gives Us Meaning," an essay on the psychology of war by Chris Hedges, a veteran war correspondent.Yep -- Chris Hedges is a Times reporter. If you are going to run out and buy his book just because Krugman says it's great, at least let me earn some payola off it -- click here now! Here's the best part -- something else Krugman forgot to mention. Hedges is not just any Times reporter. As reader Jill Olson points out (via Lucianne), Hedges is the fellow who was booed off the stage in May 2003 when he turned his commencement speech at Rockford College into an anti-war screed. Another reader, Andrew Martin, had this to say about Krugman's column, which argues that Bush's otherwise inexplicable popularity must be the result of the kind of war fever that Hedges describes in his book. What he is effectively saying is that there is no legitimate basis for disagreeing with him. Anyone who takes a contrary view must have arrived at that view via some war-induced mass hysteria, rather than via a rational though process. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 2:38 AM | link
IVY LEAGUERS FIND VOTE FRAUD IN VENEZUELA From Venezuela's El Universal: Opposition non-governmental organization Súmate Sunday disclosed a report prepared by independent experts Ricardo Hausmann, a Harvard University teacher, and Roberto Rigobon, a teacher at Massachusetts Institute of Technology, showing that there is a 99 percent of probabilities that a fraud was committed on the August 15 recall referendum on President Hugo Chávez.The Bush administration is opposed to the Chávez regime -- which is why liberals in the US are silent about these charges of vote fraud. As reader Jill Olson says, "I hope these profs already have tenure, since they are working on the 'wrong side.'" Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 12:06 AM | link
Monday, September 06, 2004 REGULATING JOBS AWAY Reader Kent Seymour sends in this link to a posting by a mutual fund manager who has bothered to read the fine print of SEC rules-- and he's figured out which hole all the job creation in this economy has fallen down: regulation. It's long, but worth it. Here's a sample:Several of the SEC releases this year make extensive changes to regulations and create new regulatory requirements for the mutual fund industry. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 6:32 PM | link
BIN LADEN THERE, DONE THAT The liberal media used to bash Bush for not having captured Osama bin Laden. Now that there's some evidence we might be getting close, the media is beginning to lay the groundwork for the idea that it doesn't really matter. Here's the San Francisco Chronicle's take -- where they even manage to quote a conservative "expert": More and more experts now reject that objective as an illusion.Thanks to reader Noel Sheppard for the link. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 12:24 PM | link
Sunday, September 05, 2004 HOW LOW WILL THE DEMOCRATS STOOP? Now they're running a TV commercial showing Zell Miller disparaging President Bush -- and contrasting it to his endorsement: Zell the flip-flopper. But the President Bush that Miller is disparaging is 41 -- back in 1992. Will Maureen Dowd complain? Thanks to reader Jill Olson for the link.Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 9:28 PM | link
THE HATE IS JUST BEGINNING Will the Democrats be as stupid as this column by Susan Estrich -- still smarting from the defeat of Michael Dukakis, whose campaign she (mis)managed -- implies? What do you do, Democrats keep asking each other.Read the whole thing, and marvel at Estrich's wishlist for spending the money. Thanks to reader Jill Olson for the link. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 9:23 PM | link
LET'S SEE OKRENT WORM OUT OF THIS ONE! Jon Henke at the Q&O blog continues to emerge as one of the premiere reality-checkers of the New York Times on economic matters. Check this one out: The New York Times addresses the economic debate in an editorial today -- apparently they have no pundits on staff interested in economic matters -- and manage -- inter alia -- one very glaring error.The United States gained 144,000 jobs last month, which is just barely enough to keep up with the number of people entering the work force. True, the job numbers for June and July were revised upward, but they were still weak, and much lower than August's. There was a tiny reduction in the unemployment rate - because the work force became smaller, not because of job creation.One is a bit surprised that paragraph passed editorial scrutiny. How, I'd ask, can the economy simultaneously "barely...keep up with the number of people entering the work force" even as "the work force became smaller"? Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 9:18 PM | link
MRS. POT, MEET MR. KETTLE Maureen Dowd accuses President Bush of distorting a quote from a New York Times columnist of the 1940s in his acceptance speech at the GOP convention. She says, "Mr. Bush Swift-boated her." Funny -- in light of Ms. Dowd's infamous acts of quote truncation, the rest of us might have said "He Dowdified her." Thanks to reader Jill Olson for the catch. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 2:06 PM | link
WHO'S THE HERO? Reader Jill Olson points out this pair of photographs presented in Frank Rich's New York Times column this morning.
Rich, obviously, must find this particularly damning to President Bush -- and evidence that John Kerry is the far greater "war hero." But neither photo is a portrait of "battle," -- both because Bush wasn't in any battles, and because Kerry (like his picture here) is all about the medals, not the battles. More important -- what's really the point of beating this dead horse at this point, anyway? Bush himself manfully admitted to Matt Lauer last week that Kerry's service was more heroic than his own. And I don't know any cowards who ever learned to fly those fighter jets. So where's the beef? The question of heroism that matters now is today's political heroism, not military heroism from more than three decades ago. And here Bush scores big, by stoically absorbing month after month of Bush-bashing from the Frank Riches of the world, while Kerry whines like a baby when the Swift Boat Veterans attack an element of his resume that he himself chose to make a centerpiece. Politics is rough, like war. You have to be able to take it as well as dish it out. Otherwise, you ain't no hero. This is the essence of Kerry's political self-destruction -- and I'm delighted to see his friends at the New York Times continue to aid and abet it. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 1:48 PM | link
BEN BARNES CONFIDENTIAL Here's the web's best ammo dump for info on Ben Barnes, the Texas Democrat who says he got rich kids like George W. Bush into the Air National Guard. It's on The Blogspirator -- here's part one, and here's part two. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 1:22 PM | link
KERRY'S TAX-CUT CLAIMS: 98% FALSE Reader Matthew McOsker writes, From Kerry's website:Cut Middle-Class Taxes To Raise Middle-Class IncomesI scoured the Kerry site, if you do not have children, and are middle class, then there is NO tax cut. Now most of the language on the site uses the word "American families" so the 98% might be correct in that context. On the stump however, Kerry and Edwards often refer to 98% "of Americans." Unless you fall into these 3 scenarios, you will not get any tax cut: Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 1:16 PM | link
STEYN SKEWERS KERRY Best-ever column by the fabulous Mark Steyn (the guy the New York Times should have given David Brooks' spot to, if they had dared). Read the whole thing, but here's a juicy tidbit: So we have one candidate running on a platform of ambitious reforms for an ''ownership society'' at home and a pledge to hunt down America's enemies abroad. And we have another candidate running on the platform that no one has the right to say anything mean about him.Thanks to reader Christine VanDeVelde for the link. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 12:39 AM | link
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