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Chronicle of the Conspiracy Saturday, July 17, 2004 JOKE OF THE DAYPosted by Donald L. Luskin at 9:18 PM |
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LET THEM EAT YELLOWCAKE Here's Mark Steyn with the best of the best I-told-you-so's about the narcissistic liar Joseph Wilson IV. Thanks to Irwin Chusid for the link. Now here's what I want to know. When is "public editor" Daniel Okrent going to hold the New York Times to account for giving Wilson's lies a platform -- the same way Okrent did when the "newspaper of record" supposedly fell for the Bush administration's supposed WMD lies? Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 6:25 PM |
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UNION PROTESTS MAY PARALYZE DEM CONVENTION So what would Michael Moore say? Thanks to reader Jill Olson for the link. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 9:21 AM |
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Friday, July 16, 2004 OH MY GOD Perhaps the world's most embarrassing typo.Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 10:27 AM |
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JOKE OF THE DAY Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 10:13 AM |
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Thursday, July 15, 2004 EXPORTING ANTITRUST MADNESS A dispatch from our antitrust guru, Skip Oliva at Citizens for Voluntary Trade:Today the FTC announced a "settlement" with Aspen Technology, a company that produces simulation software for larger firms. The FTC undid a merger that had previously been completed by Aspen that, the FTC claims, eliminated competition in particular product markets. We're not talking about a Fortune 500 company here. The value of the merger was so small, in fact, that it was not subject to a premerger filing under federal law. But the political appointee heading the FTC's antitrust unit, Susan Creighton, has made a name for herself challenging small tech mergers--she was one of the lawyers who developed the Microsoft antitrust case while representing that company's rivals in the private sector. Here is the telling statement from Creighton's press release:Well, like I keep saying, he ain't no Ronald Reagan."The fact that the parties to an anticompetitive transaction were not required to file a pre-merger notification form and have consummated their transaction does not imply that the Commission will turn a blind eye. Parties bear the burden of restoring the competition that their transactions eliminated."That last sentence is appalling. It either demonstrates a fundamental ignorance of free market principles, or a hostile attack on them. Either way, this is the how the Bush administration is treating business. I don't give a damn how many tax cuts the White House proposes--if you go around rewriting mergers and redistributing private property, you are anti-capitalism. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 11:27 PM |
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VICIOUS CAMPAIGN, VICIOUSLY FUNNY This is hilarious. And the voices are just perfect. Thanks to Dave Nadig for the link. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 2:52 PM |
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HE AIN'T NO REAGAN The Bush administration moves another big step down the road to re-regulation, with the Securities and Exchange Commission voting three-to-two to propose new rules that would require registration by hedge fund managers as investment advisors. Bush appointee William Donaldson voted with the Commission's two Democrat members in favor of the new rules (the two Republicans voted against). This marks the second time Donaldson has voted with the Democrats (the first was June 23, when Donaldson voted in favor of requiring that the chairman of a mutual fund board be independent from the fund's advisor). Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 8:41 AM |
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TAXING TERESA I've gotten a huge reaction to my commentary on Teresa Heinz Kerry's failure to disclose her tax returns the way George Bush did in the 2000 campaign (see "What is Teresa Heinz Kerry Hiding?" 7/13/2004, or the National Review Online version "Teresa's Taxes" 7/14/2004). The story even got picked up by NewsMax, who wrote (rather breathlessly, I thought) that "The stunning Kerry-Heinz conflict of interest came to light on Wednesday in a report by Donald Luskin..." I'm very happy to report that quite a few readers of conservative bent objected to my commentary on the grounds that they thought I was engaging in class warfare by making Mrs. Kerry's wealth seem like a problem in and of itself. First, I certainly don't feel that way about her wealth or anyone else's, and I regret it if I inadvertently gave that impression. I just wanted there to be no mistake that Mrs. Heinz is extremely wealthy, and to suggest that it is hypocritical for liberals to bash conservative politicians for being rich while exempting their own. Second, and more important, I congratulate the conservative readers who called me on this for being deeply principled. It would have been very easy for them to let it go, and just enjoy the fact that I was raising issues that were troublesome for the Kerry campaign. I can't imagine any liberals today defending George Bush under any circumstances or for any reason, regardless of what principles were involved. A number of readers also criticized me for not mentioning that Mrs. Kerry may have income from tax-exempt bonds, the inclusion of which would help make her 2003 total income larger in relation to her wealth. I didn't mention it because municipal bond income was already included in the $5.1 million income figure that I cited. That figure was already total income, not just taxable income. Now, some great letters from readers. The more the Dems argue that it's "all hers," the more they confirm her
unprecedented influence over the potential President. She has a pre-nuptial
agreement with him. I would argue that beyond the simple avoidance of policy
detrimental to her financial holdings, a President Kerry would have to take
great care never to harm any of her pet causes (imagine the panoply of kooky
UN/One-Worlder stuff), because she can cut him off utterly whenever she wants. Alec Hugo Your article brings up a very interesting point which I have not seen
mentioned before. How do one's holdings create conflicts of interest in
government representatives? I just retired from the US Air Force, and because of
my rank and position, I was required to file a yearly financial disclosure
document. I was also told that I could not hold large amounts of stocks in
corporations with large government contracts. In fact an acquaintance of mine, a
physician who held a very senior position in the military health system, was
required to sell all his holding in Kodak as they make X-ray film which
hospitals use. I see no difference between that requirement and the need for the
Kerry's to disclose their interests. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 8:19 AM |
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Wednesday, July 14, 2004 RACE TO THE BOTTOM Bloomberg's Caroline Baum handicaps the race for the presidency of two men who claim to be fiscal conservatives, while neither of them are.Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 11:45 AM |
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The Times' is taking the suit seriously, and has rushed to take responsibility for its error. The Post reports, "A Times spokesman, Toby Usnik, said the newspaper 'believes this case... We believe in a case like this.'" Not. That was the Paul Krugman/Maureen Dowd-style version of the quote. Here's what Toby Usnik really said: "the newspaper 'believes this case does not have merit. . . . We believe in a case like this, the law protects fair commentary on an important public issue.'" So much for "All the News that's Fit to Print." The Times ought to adopt as its new standard the slogan Paul Krugman invented a couple weeks ago in defense of Michael Moore's lies: "This may or may not be true." Thanks to reader Jill Olson for the link. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 8:18 AM |
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REACTION TO THOMAS Reader Pat Haines responds to Congressman Bill Thomas's letter in the New York Times about Paul Krugman: I respectfully disagree. The percentage of working age adults working has increased significantly since the 1970s. Even if a few of the baby boom vanguard are starting to retire (and its not a large portion yet), this cannot explain the difference between 2000 and now. Maybe the economic recovery has a long ways to go? (hopefully the case) But, Thomas is off the mark.I don't agree with Thomas on this point either. Hey, we went into recession straight out of a bubble. Obviously the percentage will fall in a case like that. In 1999 and 2000 everyone who could breathe was sucked briefly into the work force, just as investors were sucked into the NASDAQ. That said, from the 1970s we've seen a secular shift upward in the percentage thanks to so many women and minorities seeking to join the workforce. At some point a tide like that has to crest. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 8:14 AM |
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KISS-OF-DEATH GORE QUOTES KRUGMAN We know what happens to people whom Al Gore endorses for president. What happens to people whom he quotes? Mr. Gore coined the phrase "digital Brown Shirts" to describe conservative Weblog commentators who take the media to task for perceived liberal bias. (His concern about online commentary makes one wonder: Is Mr. Gore sorry he invented the Internet?) In his speech, Mr. Gore quoted New York Times columnist Paul Krugman, who claims that after 9/11, anyone criticizing the president would have to "expect right-wing pundits and publications to do all they could to ruin your reputation." Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 7:58 AM |
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Tuesday, July 13, 2004 HITCH NAILS WILSON Christophen Hitchens slams Joseph Wilson IV for engineering the fraudulent martyrdom of his wife, Valerie Plame. Reader Jill Olson asks, "Why don't these kinds of articles by Christopher Hitchens ever appear in Vanity Fair?"Update 7/14/2004... OK, it was a rhetorical question. But reader Erica Seiguer answers it anyway: ...because they ran a cover story describing the whole thing as true with the most annoying picture on the front. That's when I cancelled my really cheap subscription to Vanity Fair. I have no idea why I even subscribed in the first place... Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 1:25 PM |
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Such evidence as one is able to assemble from publicly available information raises deeply disturbing questions. The Kerry campaign has disclosed Mrs. Kerry's 2003 income as $5,115,000. Using a conservative estimate of her wealth at $1 billion -- at the low end of the Los Angeles Times' estimates -- then we can easily see that her investments yielded only a miniscule one half of one percent last year. In 2003 even Treasury bills yielded twice that much. Dividends on the S&P 500 yielded three times that much. Long-term Treasury bonds yielded eight times that much. If Mrs. Kerry's investment income really was only one half of one percent, then she is perhaps the world's worst investor. Or if her income is in fact greater, and she has found some way to minimize it for tax purposes, then Mrs. Kerry may be the world's greatest cheat. Let's put this in terms that people of less extreme wealth can relate to. If you had $100,000 invested last year and your investment income was only $500 -- the same percentage as Mrs. Kerry's income -- then something would be very much out of whack. Perhaps much of Mrs. Kerry's wealth is held in various types of trusts, the income of which is not reported on her personal tax returns. But if that's the explanation, then disclosing only her personal tax returns would be a deceptive exercise in making her income seem as small as possible to voters. Or perhaps Mrs. Kerry's taxable income has been greatly reduced by legitimate deductions such as contributions to charity (such as her support of liberal political causes such as the Tides Foundation). Maybe Mrs. Kerry has found a way to take deductions in connection with her Gulfstream jet, her $5-million ski chalet in Idaho, her $9 million oceanfront "cottage" in Nantucket, her $4 million estate in western Pennsylvania, or the $6.9 million five-story Boston mansion she purchased with her husband. We can't know exactly what is out of whack with Mrs. Kerry's income, if anything, because she and her husband have always chosen to file separate tax returns. Mrs. Kerry's separate returns have never been made part of the public record. The Kerry campaign said in March that it will make the first two pages of Mrs. Kerry's Form 1040 available to the public in October, when her tax preparers finalize it. This will give voters no more than a handful of days to consider what little is disclosed there, before going to the polls on November 2. Even then, the first two pages of Mrs. Kerry' Form 1040 are a mere summary that will disclose virtually nothing we don't already know. They will not disclose specific holdings; income, profits or losses from individual investments or partnerships; or whether or not Mrs. Kerry utilizes potentially abusive tax shelters or off-shore entities. Mrs. Kerry's reported taxable income will remain suspiciously small in proportion to reasonable estimates of her vast wealth. And voters will have no explanation for why. The Kerry campaign justifies this last-minute pre-election peep at Mrs. Kerry's wealth by claiming that George W. Bush did the same thing during the 2000 election with his 1999 returns. But Kerry fails to mention that Governor and Mrs. Bush's entire joint Form 1040 for 1998 -- the prior tax year -- was made available. By the standard set by candidate Bush, Mrs. Kerry should release her entire 2002 Form 1040 immediately -- not just the first two pages -- and she should do it now. The Kerry campaign argues that more complete disclosure would compromise Mrs. Kerry's right to privacy. But surely a woman who serially marries senators understands that, from time to time, she may have to forfeit that right. Liberals have argued that Mrs. Kerry's personal fortune has nothing to do with her husband -- after all, she married it. But then again, so did he. Legitimate concerns extend beyond wondering just how rich Mrs. Kerry really is, and whether she paid her fair share of taxes. There are also questions about power, influence and conflict of interest. According to the Los Angeles Times, Mrs. Kerry's "money is actively managed every day of the year, providing capital to Gannett, Anheuser-Busch, Pfizer and Procter & Gamble, among many others." Any of those companies would have a keen interest in Mrs. Kerry's husbands' policies as president. Already Kerry's economic proposals seem tuned to serve his wife's economic interests. His proposal last March to end tax breaks for US corporations that do business overseas was designed with a loophole that would let the H. J. Heinz Company -- the centerpiece of Mrs. Kerry's family fortune -- keep its overseas tax breaks, and get a lower domestic tax rate at the same time. Voters of both parties should demand immediate and full disclosure of Teresa Heinz Kerry's holdings and tax returns. There is ample precedent: in 1984 the husband of Democratic vice presidential candidate Geraldine Ferraro made his tax returns public in response to pressure from voters. Today the stakes are greater in every way. Mrs. Kerry's disclosure should be no less. [Thanks to reader Richard Mirabella for suggesting some of of these ideas.] Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 1:11 PM |
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THE CHAIRMAN (RESPECTFULLY) DISAGREES Now we know who you have to be to get a letter published in the New York Times that is anything other than an atta boy for Paul Krugman: To the Editor: Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 12:16 AM |
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Sunday, July 11, 2004
Remember all those New York Times columns (such as this one and this one) about how Bush's budget deficits will turn the US into an Argentina-like banana republic? That's all out the window, because John Kerry doesn't want to use his proposed tax hikes to reduce the deficit. He wants to spend it all on health care. So now, in his most recent column, Paul Krugman wants to spend it on health care, too. Anybody but Bush. Here's an outstanding email from reader Jeffrey Jacobson that covers all the bases:
What can I add to that? Great work, Jeffrey. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 11:42 PM |
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HEY, KIDS! TELL YOUR FRIENDS! "Rock Paper Saddam" is the latest web craze. Don't miss out. All the kids are playing. Thanks to Irwin Chusid for the tip! Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 12:52 PM |
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WHY KERRY PICKED EDWARDS Robert Musil, the Man Without Qualities, has been missing in blogging action for a while. We welcome him back with a great posting on why Kerry chose Edwards as his running mate. It's because the Democratic leadership recognizes that it's still "the economy, stupid" -- and that voters decisions in November won't be driven by Abu Ghraib: Since perceptions of the domestic economic situation overwehelmingly determine a presidential vote (say, 80% of the decision, just for illustration), it follows that even a small perturbation in the public perception of the domestic economic situation will have at least as much effect on the election as a much larger change in public perception of foreign affairs. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 12:39 PM |
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JOKE OF THE DAY A portfolio of great Clinton book jokes from late-night comedians, thanks to reader Jameson Campaigne. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 12:19 PM |
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